Once captured the attention of my readers always exist with an ambiguous title that suggests many possible plot knots, it will clarify everything with a subtitle:
consequence of living surrounded by young children throughout the summer:
Threats pass false to seem forever.
Some examples:
- do not eat as we go home!
- As not eat do not get up from there all day!
- How not to eat will not leave your room all afternoon!
The perceptive reader will have noticed that are arranged in increasing order of falsehood and number of characters.
The usual answers are usually:
- Hm! - Accompanied by inchar the cheeks.
- My mother tells me not to eat lentils!
- will I eat if I like it!
And so any possible effect similar to the deprivation of freedom is removed from the list.
So when we become "major" happens the following absurdities:
- How much paper you use to stop the Amazon rainforest!
- As not stop eating chocolate you going to put a cow!
- As you do not throw sunscreen something will happen to you!
- How to be sure to use the car for all you are going to accelerate the greenhouse effect!
to common answer:
"As if I were the only ... "A piece
more and longer unemployment.
"I never have missed me and I have not happened.
- Corre, the bus leaves you in two minutes! Well, do not worry it will come with a delay of twenty, arrive on time.
But showing that the fault is all children, not mine or others. I hope it is clear, because as it is not so do not come out of the room all evening, empty set of readers.
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